letters

Dear Christmas Decorations-

I think you'll make it out of your boxes this year.

No promises though.

Dear Santa-

thanks for stopping by early with the wii.

We love it and you.

don't tell my mom that we already opened it.

Dear Wii Fit-

Thank you for confirming the fact that I have gained a bajillion pounds.

I appreciate it. I also hate your failure music - because I hear it too often.

Isn't balance something you're born with? well - I don't have it. leave me alone.

Dear Grooveshark-
Your Christmas music was just what I needed today
while I worked away on my camping chair at the home office.

Dear foot-

this whole 'hey-I'm-going-to-make-your-life-hell' thing is getting old.

please heal yourself because I'm pretty sure you're ruining my life.

Dear 25 Main-

I need one of your cupcakes. Stat.

Dear unpacked boxes-

please unpack yourselves,

decorate my walls, and

clean up your mess. kthx.

Dear Fred-

I love you. But I'd love you even more if

you'd stop hogging the wii and

share the freaking BBQ kettle chips.

Love- Chana