In Loving Memory

My pink Razor passed away this past week. After a lengthy struggle with fidgety owner, an 18-month old and a destructive husband, she died.
My magenta phone was my never failing companion for almost two years. It is with great heartache that I purchase a new-cough-better-cough phone.
In Lieu of flowers please send money.

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