everything changed. I don't know what happened and I hadn't really realized it until...I learned some fun facts about my new friends.
One of my friends, we'll call her Andy, has been married for over five years. In those five years, she has never once farted in front of her husband. Not once. It's okay if you gasp. I did.
During the conversation where this is being revealed, I'm also told that one of our other friends ONLY poops if her husband is NOT home. If he's home, she won't do it. She'll hold it for days if she has to.
I am officially the grossest person in the world - and pray I'm not alone.
Is it wrong if I get a little satisfaction at grossing Fred out a bit? I mean really. So what if maybe I've done those things and maybe with the door open?
After 2.5 years of gagging - I think I'm justified.
**I'm not completely disgusting - it's not like I have boy bodily functions or anything so don't judge too harshly. kthx.
Feel free to confess to something gross so I know I'm not alone!!