Monday, September 29, 2008

Oh Hi There from WizCANsin...

I'm hanging out in Milwaukee for the next few days. Woot Woot. I'll be drinking and eating cheese (which is what EVERYONE does around here I'm told).

I have my camera but not way to upload so I'll be taking pics but don't expect any picture posts until I'm back into Utah.

I literally haven't left my hotel yet. I will be venturing out tonight for the comedy club outing but that's about it.

I just thought of something...I still gots it. Just so you know (IT doesn't imply all of "it"...just a dab).

How do I know this?
  • While walking in the Chicago airport getting to my next gate I passed a guy that licked his lips and said, "mmmhmmm how you doin' sweet thang" I giggled like I was six
  • A married dude just hit on me for the past hour
  • crap...maybe that's it
  • scratch that...one time at the Tavernacle I was getting my nondrunk groove on and a lesbian video'd it. Word.

Oh yeah...still got it. I feel a celebratory booty shake coming on.

6 comments:

erica said...

gotta love the midwest! your stories of drunks, married man hitting on you and crazies makes me home sick!

Sydney said...

keep eating that cheese and you'll certainly have the booty to shake!

Tyler and Ashley Mortensen said...

Ha ha ha I love it! what would we do with out the scum in this world! So I am prego.. Kinda crazy huh! But we are really excited to be having another little munchkin! It was in the plans so that is good too! I am due at the beginning of April so that will be cool too cause I wont be fat all summer.(well i guess i could be if I dont hit the gym hardcore!) Anyway whats new with you? When is little chan gonna have a baby? Im getting to be a loner here cause none of my good ol buddies are having babies! Get on it girl! anyway talk to you soon!

jess said...

so. ff thinks i wrote the phone list. i HAD to tell him i didn't. names may have been mentioned. but he thought it was hilarious. however, i fear paybacks will be bad...

WE'RE ENJOYING THE RIDE! said...

PlEASE post a video of the celeb booty shake!

John and Amber said...

You are so funny. I want a pic of you jumping on the bed too!