The Money Tree

Some day I'd like a money tree.

A tree unaffected by the seasons, drought, or lack of care.

I'd like a never ending supply of this tree's fruit.

Things I'd buy with my tree's fruit:

1. another tree
2. lots of plane tickets to lots of places
3. a "manly" truck for freddie
4. a house with a big kitchen for me
5. jewelry to replace what Southwest lost
6. clothes/shoes/make-up
7. crafting supplies and
8. an endless supply of drinks from sonic

I mean really - it's not like that's a lot or anything!

Where does one buy a tree like this?