Dear Boogers,It would be greatly appreciated if you would solidify so that I didn't have to blow my nose every 30 seconds, stuff kleenex up a nostril, or resort to wiping you on my sleeve.
Also, if you could take your mucus friends out of my throat that'd be great. My man voice isn't passing as the sexy scratchy one...so I guess I'll take my old one back.
I'd also love to taste food again.
Thanks. Hope to be picking you soon.
3 comments:
Ha This is funny b/c yesterday i noticed a roll of toilet paper on your coffee table and wondered if you might be sick!
You are nasty. I mean who picks their nose???
I hope you are done with that by the time you get HERE!!!!
HERE, oh that is fun to say!!
I hear mucinex is the way to go for the mucous in your throat and please don't use your shirt...that's just gross.
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