Friday, October 15, 2010

Public Apology

Dear Fred,

I'm really sorry about last night - but you had to know there was no way I was going to be able to sleep with a cockroach on the loose in our room.

I'm sorry I turned on all the lights after you'd been asleep for a couple of hours and that you got mad because you had to get up reeeaaally early to go play golf.

I'm sorry I didn't scream quietly when I finally found the huge cockroach in a dirty shirt and then went on to kill it loudly like in a horror movie. I just had to make sure it was dead - it was my first cockroach murder - and I swear someone once told me that they are really hard to kill, so it was necessary for me to kill it with your church shoe...hitting it repeatedly...then stand on the shoe and jump, then squeal as I moved the shoe and picked it up with toilet paper - because I wasn't sure if the jumping actually killed it. (note: it did)

I'm sorry that after I was done you couldn't fall back into dreamland and had to go watch tv for who knows how long...

and I didn't know you were leaving at 5:15 this morning. that is early. it makes me feel even worse.

If it's an consolation...I slept pretty good.

Don't be mad okay?

love-
your wifey

6 comments:

communikate. said...

oh man. i HATE roaches!!

st. george had a gazillion. i do not miss that.

Mary Ellen and Kevin said...

you'll need to invest in a can of raid. but you don't spray the raid to kill them, you kill them by hitting them with the can...

Erin Kay said...

you win the funny award for the day. good job. Ha. I'm so glad that you are still witty and humorous even after you've been married for 3 years thats a huge accomplishment. You go Glen COCO...

Lindsey Jensen said...

That is hilarious!! I would do the same thing except I'm terrified of scorpions and I have yet to see one since I have been here!! When I do finally see one you will see me doing the same exact thing!! It was fun to chat with you tonight!!

Kristen D. said...

Consider yourself stalked. Its been a pleasure.

Lacey said...

I must say I don't think you did anything wrong and your apology was not necessary because that thing could have killed you in your sleep. And I'm not being dramatic! You are so funny! Wish we lived closer