- "Your legs are getting vainy, you know what that means right? You're getting OLD."
FYI they are NOT vainy. Like really they aren't. mmmk?
- "your boobs are freaking gigantic - you're screwed when we have kids"
- "stop wearing cardigans with everything - are you 90?"
cardigans are stylish. suck it.
- "Does it make you feel bad that I'm like 50 shades darker than you?"
crap. no defense on this one.
We're sooo in love.